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sidnugget:

like a month ago this lady came into my health class and talked about internet safety and she said the government has access to all of our snapchats we send and i was really happy because the government owns probably over 500 pictures of my double chin i dont know what else she said because i fell asleep

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chelseanagel:

theoneivealwaysbeenwaitingfor:

coerces:

They used white crayons to draw it, and afterwards they placed ink.

#AND IN THAT MOMENT THE WHITE CRAYON WASNT FUCKING USLESS

the caption tho

this is incredible

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insecure-rainbow-unicorns:

holy shit i’m one of 98% how can I feel unique :O
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alyssaemilie:

if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

I always reblog this I just love it so much

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trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

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Teacher: And therefore, sperm cells are made up of glucose.
Student: So you're saying that sperm has sugar in it
Teacher: Technically
Student: But it doesn't even taste like-
Teacher: what
Student: what

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raspberrying:

I’m paranoid to the point where I want to punch myself in the face…like even if people tell me they enjoy my company, invite me places, and happily start conversations with me, I will still be 700% convinced that I am a waste of their time and that they secretly hate me and are talking to me only because they feel they have to

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